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Please don’t take it personally when I don’t respond to your friend request. I never really used the site, but for a while I would at least accept incoming friend requests. Then, with a number of unattended-to requests already piled up, I got a request from someone who I decidedly did not want to be friends with. At that point I decided not to bother with it any more.

So you won’t be getting friended, which is no big deal since I don’t do anything on the damn site. Please rest assured that I think you’re lovely, and that the odds of you being the person who drove me entirely off Facebook are quite low — though non-zero! It’s in my best interest to keep you guessing, working hard to earn my fondness. If nothing else I figure this calculated withholding of affection is good practice for one day being a parent.

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Tom Lee

3 comments

  • Not to steal from the title of your previous post, but I like to refer to this “friend in waiting” period as purgatory.
    and it’s easy to deactivate your account – just click on Account in the top right. It’s the last section on that page. Whether or not that deletes your data from countless federal databases is another question.

  • Hey, the one thing that Facebook has is a strong social graph with huge buy-in from the connected community.
    I wonder if the Facebook API is limited to running applications within the site only.
    It would be great if someone could create a site that reads in your facebook account data and then boils it down to:
    1) Status Updates
    2) Wall postings
    3) Directly sent inbox messeges
    Present that in a timeline, and voila, you have the facebook equivalent of twitter.

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